By Larry “XB ColdFingers” Furman
Global warming is nonsense
Greenhouse gases mean growth far as
I can see
The earth is one big resource
To exploit and consume for the grand
old party
I’m sunbathing in Siberia
Surfing the waves of the Bering Sea
Sunbathing in Siberia
Scuba diving where
New Orleans used to be.
If Gore had been awarded the White
House
He’d chain us with Kyoto 1 2
3
There’d be solar panels on the
rooftops
Wind power, clean power and almost
free
I’m sunbathing in Siberia
Surfing the waves of the Bering Sea
Sunbathing in Siberia
Scuba diving
where New Orleans used to be.
Who cares about those polar bears
Got my baby seal fur coat
I got mine and I got no cares
Got no room left on this new
houseboat
Once
I built up Enron, made it run, made it race against time.
Once
I built up Enron; now it’s done, Brother can you spare a dime?
Once
I built up Cheney, made his plan, coal, nuke-ular, and slime,
Once
I built up Cheney, now I’m done, Brother can you spare a dime.
These floods and storms can’t be
for real
God can’t be angry. God Loves Me!
Don’t talk to me of science
I got my Faith, Talk Radio, and my
SUV
I’m sunbathing in Siberia
Surfing the waves of the Bering Sea
Sunbathing in Siberia
Scuba diving where New Orleans used to be.
Wreck-Diving. Wreck Diving in Detroit.
Water Skiing in Aspen.
Copyright
© 2007, Larry “XB Coldfingers” Furman. All Rights Reserved.